You know the tune….

On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

A hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

2 pairs of underwear on the couch and       a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the third day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

8 rolling eyes, 7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

9 socks without a match, 8 rolling eyes, 7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

10 loads of laundry each week, 9 socks without a match, 8 rolling eyes, 7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

11 episodes of Paw Patrol, 10 loads of laundry each week, 9 socks without a match, 8 rolling eyes, 7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch, and a hunk of poop under the Christmas tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children gave to me:

12 Months a year of LOVE! (even though they can be little assholes), 11 episodes of Paw Patrol, 10 loads of laundry each week, 9 socks without a match, 8 rolling eyes, 7 days a week of activities, 6 empty CapriSun wrappers on the floor,

5 hours of sleep!

4 children fighting, 3 cases of strep throat, 2 pairs of underwear on the couch….AND A HUNK OF POOP UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!